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(no subject)
Date: 2013-01-21 06:28 pm (UTC)There's a letter attached to the top that reads:
u can thank kitten i mean karkat for giving me the totes brill idea to get this for u
hope u like it
Upon opening the gift, Kanaya will find this.
Enjoy! ]
(no subject)
Date: 2013-01-22 02:41 pm (UTC)[Honestly, even though Kanaya's not looking forward to bringing up that particular event, she'd rather bite the bullet than never talk to Roxy again. She prepares a text message. ]
Roxy
Id Like To Talk To You If I May
(no subject)
Date: 2013-01-27 01:58 am (UTC)whats up
(no subject)
Date: 2013-01-28 12:58 pm (UTC)The One I Tried To Have Removed
I Wanted To Clarify The Reason For Its Contents
The Initial Message Was All That Was Intended
Ive Finished The Dresses And You Are Welcome To Come By Sometime And Try Them Out
I Know We Only Really Talked About The One Design But I Had An Idea For Something Else So I Made You Two Different Dresses
The Rest Of The Message
The Uh
Admission Of Red Feelings
That Was The Result Of A Curse I Was Dealing With At The Time
An Unnatural Impulse To Confess Things Of An Embarrassing Nature
Things That Are Sometimes True But Sometimes Not
I Didnt Know What I Had Said Until I Had Sent The Message And In My Panic I Asked A Friend To Try And Remove It For Me
I Probably Should Have Just Tried To Talk It Over With You But Like I Said I Was In Something Of A State Of Panic
Uhm
I Would Also Like To Note That While Said Confession Was Not Entirely True That Doesnt Mean That It Would Be Impossible For Such A Thing To Be True In The Future
Also Looking Back A Good Portion Of That Message Was Truth
Ive Rarely Ever Met Someone Who Shares My Interest In Fashion
You Are Extremely Lovley
And I Would Like To See You Again
But For The Sake Of Reiteration And Clarity I Do Not Have Any Sort Of Crush On You Red Or Otherwise At This Time
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-02 09:46 pm (UTC)okay so that was a lot of words to say hey the bubble was fuckin with my head and i didnt really mean what i rambled on about except i maybe could mean it at some point in the future sorry
to which i gotta say that theres no need to apologize as i was tellin mister hacker bro i was saying dumb shit that week too
no love confessions or nothin but still some pretty dumb shit
but yeah we should totes hang out some more
ur xmas gift still stands open btw
the one where you can come raid my closet whenever
so ill come get the dresses and then we could swing back to my place and we can have ourselves a fuckin fashion show
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-04 12:31 pm (UTC)'2 20 fucking w0rdyhas a tendency for the verbose when she's worried, flustered, or panicked. She takes a moment to compose herself before continuing, a difficult feat regarding how nonchalant Roxy is being about all of this. She has to switch gears from the most ingratiating posture of surrender possible into realizing that she's been more or less forgiven entirely and now is invited for hangouts. It's a pretty sharp turnaround.]That Sounds
Nice
I
Sure
We Should Do That
Should I Bring Anything Myself Or Will This Show Be One Sided
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-05 07:40 pm (UTC)i mean we can go whole hog with this thing
not just half hog b/c thats lazy as shit and also kinda gross i mean who the fuck wants half a hog
but whole hog
id get a runway and lights n shit but idk im p sure theres no room for all of that
but also negl i wouldnt mind trying on some of your stuff
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-05 08:30 pm (UTC)Ill Start Getting A Good Selection Together
You Know
Ive Actually Considered Putting On Some Sort Of Public Fashion Show Like That
Ive Only Seen Them In Human Books And Movies And It Seems Like An Interesting Sort Of Event
But That Would Have To Be Planned For Later
This Will Be A Private Show For Now
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-05 09:20 pm (UTC)like
we could show off how hot ur designs are
and then more ppl will come get things from u
and ill strut that runway like u wouldnt believe
and janey too
get her to do some
recruit peeps
can we do this
can this be a thing that we do
know what well just talk about it when u come over
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-07 11:55 am (UTC)This Is A Thing That We Can Do And A Thing That We Should Do
Im Going To Log Off Now To Finish Gathering My Things
Ill Be Over To Your Place Shorty
(no subject)
Date: 2013-02-10 03:23 am (UTC)[text]
Date: 2013-03-04 04:25 am (UTC)Um, hello! You don't know me, but I saw your shop, and was wondering if you needed any help or hires or anything? Someone advised me to find a job, to help me settle down because I've just got here, and I'm a bit of a tailor by hobby... I'm pretty good at it, I think.
Um, my name is Ron DeLite, so... um... thank you for listening to me! And I hope it won't be a bother to get back to me sometime soon? Um, thank you again!
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Date: 2013-03-05 12:15 pm (UTC)I Can Certainly Understand The Desire To Find Something To Do With Ones Time Here
I Think It Would Be Best If You Could Stop By The Shop Sometime
We Could Discuss The Details Of Such An Arrangement In Person
And I Could Have You Try a Few Things So I Can Know How Good You Are
I Must Admit Im Looking Forward To The Possibility Of Such An Arrangement
[text] (whoops my first post should have been [voice], go me i am the best at subject lines)
Date: 2013-03-07 04:24 am (UTC)it happens to all of us i'm sure :D
Date: 2013-03-08 12:56 pm (UTC)Ill See You Tonight Then
[[if you wanna set up a log for it, that'd be fine. I'm going to be away from internet most of this weekend though, just so you know.]]
i suppose so XD
Date: 2013-03-09 01:16 am (UTC)((it's no problem~ I'll go set up the log and you can tag whenever you're around. C: ))
private
Date: 2013-05-15 07:48 am (UTC)D --> I know that we have only recently been able to return to the city
D --> And I do not know the state of your shop
D --> But could I perhaps commission you?
D --> It is something I would like preferably soon
D --> But I understand that this is quite a demand
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-15 10:17 am (UTC)My Shop Is In Rather Miserable Condition
And I Lost A Lot Of Work
But Ive Got Another Machine In My Hive
And The Supply Closets Were Mostly Unaffected
What Are You Thinking Of
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-15 05:27 pm (UTC)D --> The clothing will not quite be for myself
D --> It's for another of whom I have the measurements for
D --> Think of a pirate's wear
D --> And then think of the exact opposite of that
D --> A complete nobletroll who wears very fine clothing, drinks tea, isn't in a constant state of intoxication from drinking an entire bottle of wine from the bottle
D --> Et cetera
D --> Arrogantly prissy and high class
D --> A skirt and corset would be much appreciated
D --> Is that doable?
D --> I have some cloth that we managed to take from the city before it went underwater if that is of any help
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-16 01:27 pm (UTC)[She's not going to say anything, of course. No, she's just already considering how to design such a dress for someone with blue coloring, and a short but proud posture. Rather familiar territory, really.]
This Is All Quite Doable
If Theres Anything I Do Not Lack For Down Here Its Ocean Sourced Fashion Materials Like Corset Boning
Though Pearls Are Quite Easily Obtained As Well
Should I Avoid The Nautical Connotations Altogether
?
Also I Can Take A Look At Your Cloth But It Really Depends On Hue And Material
I Have Some Good Textiles Still But I Did Lose All My Dyes
Thank You For Your Kind Complements
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-16 05:21 pm (UTC)D --> As not as it's not overdone of course
D --> But I'm quite sure you know what you're doing
D --> I was honestly thinking of donating the cloth anyway
D --> I do not have much use for it myself and only retrieved it since I thought it was better safe than sorry with the bubble flooded
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-17 11:30 am (UTC)And Really
Any Materials Would Probably Be Helpful
I Keep Finding Ruined Things That I Havent Checked Yet
On The Plus Side This Whole Event Is Making A Very Strong Case For Better Organization And Cleanliness
Do You Any Color Considerations Or Preferences
With That And The Measurements I Can Start Planning Out A Design
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-19 05:03 pm (UTC)D --> For preferences
D --> Well
D --> I was perhaps hoping some of my own blue color could be incorporated somehow
D --> Oh yes measurements
[He hastily sends them to her and... yep. They're a certain spider pirate's.]
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-20 03:50 pm (UTC)I Will Let You Know When Ive Finished
Ill Be Spending Some Time Getting My Workspace Back Into Condition
But I Should Have Something Ready Within A Week Or So
Even If Its Just Some Pieces Of The Whole And Some Design Sketches
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-20 06:01 pm (UTC)D --> Thank you
D --> One last thing but
D --> Could you keep this commission fairly private for now?
D --> It's
D --> A surprise
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-21 02:47 pm (UTC)I Will Handle This With The Utmost Discretion
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-21 03:02 pm (UTC)D --> Thank you kindly
I am horrible.
Date: 2013-05-21 04:59 pm (UTC)If You Have Any Other Considerations Or Ideas For This Project Let Me Know
Im Sure I Can Incorporate Them As I Go Along
[Besides, it would hardly be the first time she made something in secret like this. And it would be easy to keep quiet about this project. Unless, say, there was some sort of truth compelling curse in effect, but how often does that even happen? And besides, she doesn't even see Mindfang that often. Unlike his Moirail. She visits Disciple quite often.]
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Date: 2013-06-13 12:51 am (UTC)[text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)
Date: 2013-06-13 12:52 am (UTC)Re: [text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)
Date: 2013-06-13 10:25 pm (UTC)Who Is This
Oh
The Pervert
Whats Wrong With You
Re: [text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)
Date: 2013-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)nothins wrong n everything is fuckin buttiful!
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Date: 2013-06-14 02:07 am (UTC)Though I Wouldnt Be Surprised If You Simply Suffer From An Inability To Type
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Date: 2013-06-14 12:27 pm (UTC)th buttuns r just wobbly right nwo
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Date: 2013-06-14 12:51 pm (UTC)[text]
Date: 2013-06-14 01:00 pm (UTC)well it wont work this time u sorcress
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Date: 2013-06-14 02:19 pm (UTC)I Just Wanted To Know Why You Felt The Need To Become More Stupid
You Can Keep Your Secerts All You Like
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Date: 2013-08-08 01:41 am (UTC)As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies.
Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right.
At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species.
I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge.
Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it.
Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober.
Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt.
I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails.
That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week.
If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause.
Unless that would make you uncomfortable.
In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.
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Date: 2013-08-08 11:13 am (UTC)I Have Partaken Of Your Tomato Juice And Water
And I Am Preparing A Meal As I Type This
I Was Going To Contact You Over This Matter But
A Hangover Is More Debilitating Than I Had Thought
I Last Fed Eight Days Ago
If You Continue To Touch The Coral As I Have Been You Will Delay The Hunger
But The First Symptoms Will Appear As Early As Thursday
We Should Probably Meet
[It takes her entirely too long to write that last line... because it is going to be uncomfortable. Feeding has always been a little bit intimate, even more so in recent months when Roxy started to volunteer for her. But Kanaya has never been one to let discomfort stop her from doing what needs to be done. Besides, it would be far better to get it handled now before the hunger starts. Kanaya's sure that a part of her own reaction to it is social... but Rose's experiences with the hunger of a rainbow drinker mean that she'd likely have a similar result.]
[[OOC: In case you haven't seen it yet, here's a reference for the rainbow drinker headcanon I've been using in game.]]
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Date: 2013-08-08 07:22 pm (UTC)It does get easier to deal with the more times you have to deal with it.
I'll make a trip to the coral now since I'm not too far from it as it is.
Meeting would be for the best.
Are you available to meet me at the coral now, or should we meet elsewhere at another point this week?
[[Yes, I had read that before sending this off. I was glad to see you had it written up! :D]]
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Date: 2013-08-08 08:58 pm (UTC)Ive Been Spending Most Of My Time Recently
Uhm
At Home
But Obviously This Curse Has Found A Way To Interrupt That
[Truthfully, she's been watching over Roxy in her coma for the last few weeks. Rose probably noticed her already, but Kanaya still going to avoid the subject for now.]
[[ \o/ I actually half wrote it the last time this curse happened, and then again when a different curse turned Karkat into a rainbow drinker for a week.]]
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Date: 2013-08-08 10:06 pm (UTC)I had noticed.
I consider it lucky that Roxy is still in a sleep coma.
[So yes, Rose had noticed. She's come to terms with the fact that Kanaya is dating Roxy, but if Roxy had been awake, this would have been about a thousand times more awkward.]
[text] switch to action here, or put up a log in Vath?
Date: 2013-08-09 02:40 pm (UTC)Im On My Way