Vatheon Voicemail

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Hello

You Have Reached The Communication Device Of Kanaya Maryam

Please Leave A Message Detailing Your Name Your Contact Information And The Reason You Are Looking To Hear From Me

Thank You

-BEEP-

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[oceanbreasts]

[ This isn't a voicemail so much as a sudden gift appearing on the doorstep of Kanaya's shop. It's wrapped in a brilliant pink-with-kitties wrapping paper, and small; palm-sized.

There's a letter attached to the top that reads:
u can thank kitten i mean karkat for giving me the totes brill idea to get this for u
hope u like it

Upon opening the gift, Kanaya will find this.

Enjoy! ]

[text]

[dancinglydescend]

[A complete stranger has left Kanaya a message on her answering machine!]

Um, hello! You don't know me, but I saw your shop, and was wondering if you needed any help or hires or anything? Someone advised me to find a job, to help me settle down because I've just got here, and I'm a bit of a tailor by hobby... I'm pretty good at it, I think.

Um, my name is Ron DeLite, so... um... thank you for listening to me! And I hope it won't be a bother to get back to me sometime soon? Um, thank you again!

private

[aim_exorable]

D --> Miss Kanaya
D --> I know that we have only recently been able to return to the city
D --> And I do not know the state of your shop
D --> But could I perhaps commission you?
D --> It is something I would like preferably soon
D --> But I understand that this is quite a demand

[text] 6/13/2013 1:52 am

[onebecametwo]

so i have decided to fogiv u for makin me say naki th othday

[text]

[cephalopodcounselor]

Kanaya, I had hoped to contact you under different circumstances than these.
As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies.
Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right.
At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species.
I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge.
Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it.
Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober.
Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt.
I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails.
That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week.
If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause.
Unless that would make you uncomfortable.
In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.