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Date: 2013-08-08 01:41 am (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (16)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
Kanaya, I had hoped to contact you under different circumstances than these.
As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies.
Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right.
At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species.
I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge.
Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it.
Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober.
Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt.
I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails.
That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week.
If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause.
Unless that would make you uncomfortable.
In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.
Edited Date: 2013-08-08 01:42 am (UTC)

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Date: 2013-08-08 07:22 pm (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (149)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
I am pleased to see you're coping well enough with it.
It does get easier to deal with the more times you have to deal with it.
I'll make a trip to the coral now since I'm not too far from it as it is.
Meeting would be for the best.
Are you available to meet me at the coral now, or should we meet elsewhere at another point this week?


[[Yes, I had read that before sending this off. I was glad to see you had it written up! :D]]

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Date: 2013-08-08 10:06 pm (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (151)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
In hat case, I will see you soon.
I had noticed.
I consider it lucky that Roxy is still in a sleep coma.


[So yes, Rose had noticed. She's come to terms with the fact that Kanaya is dating Roxy, but if Roxy had been awake, this would have been about a thousand times more awkward.]

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