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Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix) wrote1985-01-01 12:01 am
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onebecametwo: (...don't get it)

[text] 6/13/2013 1:52 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
so i have decided to fogiv u for makin me say naki th othday
onebecametwo: (Hnnn...)

[text] 6/13/2013 1:54 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
becaus i am a genus rite now an also u have rlly nice makeup
onebecametwo: (Wuzzat?)

[text] 6/13/2013 1:56 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
can not b mad at sumeone wit lipstik tht fuckn nice lik i can tell if its cheap shit bt urs is rlly good
onebecametwo: (Let's teach you some manners)

[text] 6/13/2013 1:59 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
also ur name is like kanye west but insead its mor like kanya best
Edited 2013-06-13 00:50 (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Heheheh~♥)

[text] 6/13/2013 2:01 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
KANYA BEEEEEEEEEST!!!
onebecametwo: (loooooser)

[text] 6/13/2013 2:02 am

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
also u shuld let me paint your nails soneday i'll make em black w jade strips
onebecametwo: (Wuzzat?)

[text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-13 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
btw thats so they mach yur underweres in case u dnt reaize!
Edited 2013-06-13 00:52 (UTC)
sylphauxiliatrix: (They Took My Lipstick)

Re: [text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)

[personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix 2013-06-13 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[She actually responds quite promptly, staying up working like she usually does. Her replies are a bit delayed, as she was trying to write them as he kept sending more and more new ones.]

Who Is This

Oh

The Pervert

Whats Wrong With You
onebecametwo: (Heheheh~♥)

Re: [text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ but aren't you glad you got to see the entire thing Kanaya? ]

nothins wrong n everything is fuckin buttiful!
Edited 2013-06-14 01:28 (UTC)
sylphauxiliatrix: (Default)

[text]

[personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix 2013-06-14 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
You Are Far Less Coherent Than The Last Time We Spoke
Though I Wouldnt Be Surprised If You Simply Suffer From An Inability To Type
onebecametwo: (Flipping the bird)

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[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-14 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
i cn type!!!!

th buttuns r just wobbly right nwo
sylphauxiliatrix: (sprite facepalm)

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[personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix 2013-06-14 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And What Have You Been Doing That Would Make The Buttons Wobble So
onebecametwo: (Okay die now bitch)

[text]

[personal profile] onebecametwo 2013-06-14 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
ur tying to do th thing again where u make make me revile my secerts!!!

well it wont work this time u sorcress
sylphauxiliatrix: (sprite glowing flat talking)

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[personal profile] sylphauxiliatrix 2013-06-14 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Im Tying To Do No Such Thing
I Just Wanted To Know Why You Felt The Need To Become More Stupid
You Can Keep Your Secerts All You Like
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