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[sylphauxiliatrix]

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[oceanbreasts]

absolutely my classy trollsis
whats up

[sylphauxiliatrix]

About That Message I Sent You The Other Day
The One I Tried To Have Removed
I Wanted To Clarify The Reason For Its Contents
The Initial Message Was All That Was Intended
Ive Finished The Dresses And You Are Welcome To Come By Sometime And Try Them Out
I Know We Only Really Talked About The One Design But I Had An Idea For Something Else So I Made You Two Different Dresses
The Rest Of The Message
The Uh
Admission Of Red Feelings
That Was The Result Of A Curse I Was Dealing With At The Time
An Unnatural Impulse To Confess Things Of An Embarrassing Nature
Things That Are Sometimes True But Sometimes Not
I Didnt Know What I Had Said Until I Had Sent The Message And In My Panic I Asked A Friend To Try And Remove It For Me
I Probably Should Have Just Tried To Talk It Over With You But Like I Said I Was In Something Of A State Of Panic
Uhm
I Would Also Like To Note That While Said Confession Was Not Entirely True That Doesnt Mean That It Would Be Impossible For Such A Thing To Be True In The Future
Also Looking Back A Good Portion Of That Message Was Truth
Ive Rarely Ever Met Someone Who Shares My Interest In Fashion
You Are Extremely Lovley
And I Would Like To See You Again
But For The Sake Of Reiteration And Clarity I Do Not Have Any Sort Of Crush On You Red Or Otherwise At This Time

[oceanbreasts]

[ wow that's a lot of jade okay hold on ]

okay so that was a lot of words to say hey the bubble was fuckin with my head and i didnt really mean what i rambled on about except i maybe could mean it at some point in the future sorry

to which i gotta say that theres no need to apologize as i was tellin mister hacker bro i was saying dumb shit that week too
no love confessions or nothin but still some pretty dumb shit
but yeah we should totes hang out some more
ur xmas gift still stands open btw
the one where you can come raid my closet whenever
so ill come get the dresses and then we could swing back to my place and we can have ourselves a fuckin fashion show

[sylphauxiliatrix]

[Sollux did warn you. Kanaya'2 20 fucking w0rdy has a tendency for the verbose when she's worried, flustered, or panicked. She takes a moment to compose herself before continuing, a difficult feat regarding how nonchalant Roxy is being about all of this. She has to switch gears from the most ingratiating posture of surrender possible into realizing that she's been more or less forgiven entirely and now is invited for hangouts. It's a pretty sharp turnaround.]

That Sounds
Nice
I
Sure
We Should Do That
Should I Bring Anything Myself Or Will This Show Be One Sided

[oceanbreasts]

bring anything u want
i mean we can go whole hog with this thing
not just half hog b/c thats lazy as shit and also kinda gross i mean who the fuck wants half a hog
but whole hog
id get a runway and lights n shit but idk im p sure theres no room for all of that
but also negl i wouldnt mind trying on some of your stuff

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Alright
Ill Start Getting A Good Selection Together
You Know
Ive Actually Considered Putting On Some Sort Of Public Fashion Show Like That
Ive Only Seen Them In Human Books And Movies And It Seems Like An Interesting Sort Of Event
But That Would Have To Be Planned For Later
This Will Be A Private Show For Now

[oceanbreasts]

hopy shit kanaya a fashion show is basically the best idea
like
we could show off how hot ur designs are
and then more ppl will come get things from u
and ill strut that runway like u wouldnt believe
and janey too
get her to do some
recruit peeps
can we do this
can this be a thing that we do
know what well just talk about it when u come over

[sylphauxiliatrix]

Yes
This Is A Thing That We Can Do And A Thing That We Should Do
Im Going To Log Off Now To Finish Gathering My Things
Ill Be Over To Your Place Shorty

[oceanbreasts]

aw yeah see u soon