Kanaya, I had hoped to contact you under different circumstances than these. As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies. Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right. At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species. I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge. Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it. Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober. Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt. I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails. That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week. If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause. Unless that would make you uncomfortable. In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.
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As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies.
Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right.
At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species.
I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge.
Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it.
Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober.
Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt.
I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails.
That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week.
If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause.
Unless that would make you uncomfortable.
In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.