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Kanaya Maryam sylphauxiliatrix

HOMESTUCK

GA: It Must Be A Certain Madness Im Afflicted By
GA: To Orbit Those More Reckless And Dangerous Than I And More Daring For It
GA: I Guess I Want To Help Them But They Never Can Be Helped It Seems

The lesbian alien vampire fashionista chainsaw murderer with a heart of gold. Kanaya acts friendly at first, but don't give her a reason to dislike you, and certainly don't threaten her friends. She might be more reasonable than most members of her species, but she's still a troll and she has no problem using her chainsaw to deal with problems.

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Carvaka, Ruby City, Apprentice Wanted, Vatheon, Memes

Curly Brace lexicalscope

CAVE STORY

I've been with these little ones since before I can remember.
I don't recall anything before that... Amnesia, you might say.
I was... probably a Mimiga-butcher, just like the other robots....

Curly is a special forces recon robot, armed with a heavy machine gun too big for most people to carry let alone wield and force field that can stop missile impacts cold; sent out on a secret mission to destroy an artifact that litterally turns it's owner into a god. She's also quite a happy-go-lucky optimist with a fierce mothering streak. Go figure.

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Alpha Complex

Spider Jerusalem trust_the_fuckhead

TRANSMETROPOLITAN

Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.

The Journalist Asshole. Spider is a cyberpunk dystopic blend of H.L. Menkin and Hunter S. Thompson, with even greater addictions to drugs and guns. He's also fanatically dedicated to the ideal of Truth, and won't hesitate to assault the president of the united states in a bathroom if it gets him closer to the story. To quote an associate of his: "Ah, Spider's a dirty bastard and a moral vacuum, but you couldn't have a better friend."

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Vatheon, Memes

Skwisgaar Skwigelf skwisklok

METALOCALYPSE

I am, hows you say? Way more gooders, than you.

Skiwsgaar Skwigelf is the lead guitarist for the worlds most successful musical act, Dethklok. He's known for his incredible sexual appetites and his lightning fast guitar riffs, and he's considered the worlds greatest master of the instrument. He has a particular fondness for GMILFs.

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Vatheon, Memes

Sam Vimes wheres_my_cow

DISCWORLD

Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase "The innocent have nothing to fear", believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like "The innocent have nothing to fear".

His Grace, His Excellency, The Duke of Ankh; Commander Sir Samuel Vimes, grew up as a poor kid in the worse side of the worst town on the disc. He's managed to do quite well for a kid from the shades, and has progressed from a drunk beat cop to commander of the worlds finest police force, singlehandedly inventing modern criminal investigation technique in his world. While his alcoholism has been a problem in the past, he now possesses the strongest will of just about any fictional character I can think of.

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Memes

The Computer friendcomputer

PARANOIA

Please report for Summary Execution, citizen. Failure to report for Summary Execution is punishable by Summary Execution.

The Computer is the tyrannical despot benevolent administrator in charge of the future dystopia utopia of Alpha Complex. An insaneperfect rulerhelper, controllingguiding humanity after some disaster forced everybody to live in the massive underground city.

Currently in: none
Previously seen in: Memes, occasional test drives

KRIEG close_enough

BORDERLANDS

I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

Krieg is a barely functioning psychopath. He kills for fun, and screams about faeces and bicycles made of meat. He has absolutely no impulse control... except... deep down inside, is the "little man". The Voice of reason. A little nugget of whatever Krieg was before he was... Krieg. He can't directly control the murderous psycho, but sometimes, he can get close enough.

Currently in: None
Previously seen in: Memes