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You Have Reached The Communication Device Of Kanaya Maryam

Please Leave A Message Detailing Your Name Your Contact Information And The Reason You Are Looking To Hear From Me

Thank You


(no subject)

Date: 2013-01-21 06:28 pm (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (now let's copy poker face like)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
[ This isn't a voicemail so much as a sudden gift appearing on the doorstep of Kanaya's shop. It's wrapped in a brilliant pink-with-kitties wrapping paper, and small; palm-sized.

There's a letter attached to the top that reads:
u can thank kitten i mean karkat for giving me the totes brill idea to get this for u
hope u like it

Upon opening the gift, Kanaya will find this.

Enjoy! ]

(no subject)

Date: 2013-01-27 01:58 am (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (I'm out the door)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
absolutely my classy trollsis
whats up

(no subject)

Date: 2013-02-02 09:46 pm (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (hear the bass skinny waist)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
[ wow that's a lot of jade okay hold on ]

okay so that was a lot of words to say hey the bubble was fuckin with my head and i didnt really mean what i rambled on about except i maybe could mean it at some point in the future sorry

to which i gotta say that theres no need to apologize as i was tellin mister hacker bro i was saying dumb shit that week too
no love confessions or nothin but still some pretty dumb shit
but yeah we should totes hang out some more
ur xmas gift still stands open btw
the one where you can come raid my closet whenever
so ill come get the dresses and then we could swing back to my place and we can have ourselves a fuckin fashion show

(no subject)

Date: 2013-02-05 07:40 pm (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (I don't care who I piss off)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
bring anything u want
i mean we can go whole hog with this thing
not just half hog b/c thats lazy as shit and also kinda gross i mean who the fuck wants half a hog
but whole hog
id get a runway and lights n shit but idk im p sure theres no room for all of that
but also negl i wouldnt mind trying on some of your stuff

(no subject)

Date: 2013-02-05 09:20 pm (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (now let's copy poker face like)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
hopy shit kanaya a fashion show is basically the best idea
we could show off how hot ur designs are
and then more ppl will come get things from u
and ill strut that runway like u wouldnt believe
and janey too
get her to do some
recruit peeps
can we do this
can this be a thing that we do
know what well just talk about it when u come over

(no subject)

Date: 2013-02-10 03:23 am (UTC)
oceanbreasts: (Default)
From: [personal profile] oceanbreasts
aw yeah see u soon


Date: 2013-03-04 04:25 am (UTC)
dancinglydescend: ([s] considering)
From: [personal profile] dancinglydescend
[A complete stranger has left Kanaya a message on her answering machine!]

Um, hello! You don't know me, but I saw your shop, and was wondering if you needed any help or hires or anything? Someone advised me to find a job, to help me settle down because I've just got here, and I'm a bit of a tailor by hobby... I'm pretty good at it, I think.

Um, my name is Ron DeLite, so... um... thank you for listening to me! And I hope it won't be a bother to get back to me sometime soon? Um, thank you again!
dancinglydescend: ([a] sweetest thing)
From: [personal profile] dancinglydescend
That sounds like a really good plan to me, too. You're open at nights, right? I can come by tonight, if that's all right with you, and we can talk and I'll do whatever else you want me to do!

i suppose so XD

Date: 2013-03-09 01:16 am (UTC)
dancinglydescend: ([a] sweetest thing)
From: [personal profile] dancinglydescend
Yes! I'll see you then!

((it's no problem~ I'll go set up the log and you can tag whenever you're around. C: ))


Date: 2013-05-15 07:48 am (UTC)
aim_exorable: (uh ♐ Feels like I'm wearing down)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable
D --> Miss Kanaya
D --> I know that we have only recently been able to return to the city
D --> And I do not know the state of your shop
D --> But could I perhaps commission you?
D --> It is something I would like preferably soon
D --> But I understand that this is quite a demand

(no subject)

Date: 2013-05-15 05:27 pm (UTC)
aim_exorable: (hopeful ♐ So you think you can tell)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable
D --> You are a blessing upon your generation Miss Kanaya
D --> The clothing will not quite be for myself
D --> It's for another of whom I have the measurements for
D --> Think of a pirate's wear
D --> And then think of the exact opposite of that
D --> A complete nobletroll who wears very fine clothing, drinks tea, isn't in a constant state of intoxication from drinking an entire bottle of wine from the bottle
D --> Et cetera
D --> Arrogantly prissy and high class
D --> A skirt and corset would be much appreciated
D --> Is that doable?
D --> I have some cloth that we managed to take from the city before it went underwater if that is of any help

(no subject)

Date: 2013-05-16 05:21 pm (UTC)
aim_exorable: (notice ♐ You're so true)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable
D --> No pearls should be fine
D --> As not as it's not overdone of course
D --> But I'm quite sure you know what you're doing
D --> I was honestly thinking of donating the cloth anyway
D --> I do not have much use for it myself and only retrieved it since I thought it was better safe than sorry with the bubble flooded

(no subject)

Date: 2013-05-19 05:03 pm (UTC)
aim_exorable: (deer ♐ Tho my iron age rose is dead)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable
D --> I shall send a robot over with them promptly then
D --> For preferences
D --> Well
D --> I was perhaps hoping some of my own blue color could be incorporated somehow
D --> Oh yes measurements

[He hastily sends them to her and... yep. They're a certain spider pirate's.]

(no subject)

Date: 2013-05-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
aim_exorable: (tsun? ♐ Everywhere in every way)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable
D --> That would be nice
D --> Thank you
D --> One last thing but
D --> Could you keep this commission fairly private for now?
D --> It's
D --> A surprise

(no subject)

Date: 2013-05-21 03:02 pm (UTC)
aim_exorable: (towel dab ♐ Jealousy in sight)
From: [personal profile] aim_exorable

D --> Thank you kindly

[text] 6/13/2013 1:52 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:45 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (...don't get it)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
so i have decided to fogiv u for makin me say naki th othday

[text] 6/13/2013 1:54 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:46 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Hnnn...)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
becaus i am a genus rite now an also u have rlly nice makeup

[text] 6/13/2013 1:56 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:47 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Wuzzat?)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
can not b mad at sumeone wit lipstik tht fuckn nice lik i can tell if its cheap shit bt urs is rlly good

[text] 6/13/2013 1:59 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:48 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Let's teach you some manners)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
also ur name is like kanye west but insead its mor like kanya best
Edited Date: 2013-06-13 12:50 am (UTC)

[text] 6/13/2013 2:01 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:50 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Heheheh~♥)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo

[text] 6/13/2013 2:02 am

Date: 2013-06-13 12:51 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (loooooser)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
also u shuld let me paint your nails soneday i'll make em black w jade strips

[text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)

Date: 2013-06-13 12:52 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Wuzzat?)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
btw thats so they mach yur underweres in case u dnt reaize!
Edited Date: 2013-06-13 12:52 am (UTC)

Re: [text] 6/13/2013 2:04 am (done)

Date: 2013-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Heheheh~♥)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
[ but aren't you glad you got to see the entire thing Kanaya? ]

nothins wrong n everything is fuckin buttiful!
Edited Date: 2013-06-14 01:28 am (UTC)

Re: [text]

Date: 2013-06-14 12:27 pm (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Flipping the bird)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
i cn type!!!!

th buttuns r just wobbly right nwo


Date: 2013-06-14 01:00 pm (UTC)
onebecametwo: (Okay die now bitch)
From: [personal profile] onebecametwo
ur tying to do th thing again where u make make me revile my secerts!!!

well it wont work this time u sorcress


Date: 2013-08-08 01:41 am (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (16)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
Kanaya, I had hoped to contact you under different circumstances than these.
As I am certain you are aware of by now, the "scientists" here have decided that the two of us were perfectly suited to swap bodies.
Aside from the awkward situation this poses, I do have to concede that they were probably right.
At least insofar as being able to cope with a sudden change in species.
I probably should have started with this as you have likely woken up with my hangover, but there is a jug of "tomato juice" in the fridge.
Pour yourself a glass and ignoring the taste drink it.
Follow this up with a glass of water and a meal and you should be both free of a hangover and sober.
Now, back to the change in species and my being able to adapt.
I have spent a rather lot of time with your future self and thus have the knowledge of what being a rainbow drinker entails.
That being said, I need to know when the last time you drank was and whether you think I will need to feed at some point this week.
If that is the case, I will take it upon myself to offer my own blood to the cause.
Unless that would make you uncomfortable.
In which case, I suppose I will need your assistance in finding someone else whose body and current occupant are both willing.
Edited Date: 2013-08-08 01:42 am (UTC)


Date: 2013-08-08 07:22 pm (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (149)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
I am pleased to see you're coping well enough with it.
It does get easier to deal with the more times you have to deal with it.
I'll make a trip to the coral now since I'm not too far from it as it is.
Meeting would be for the best.
Are you available to meet me at the coral now, or should we meet elsewhere at another point this week?

[[Yes, I had read that before sending this off. I was glad to see you had it written up! :D]]


Date: 2013-08-08 10:06 pm (UTC)
cephalopodcounselor: (151)
From: [personal profile] cephalopodcounselor
In hat case, I will see you soon.
I had noticed.
I consider it lucky that Roxy is still in a sleep coma.

[So yes, Rose had noticed. She's come to terms with the fact that Kanaya is dating Roxy, but if Roxy had been awake, this would have been about a thousand times more awkward.]


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